Just your typical college kid obsessed with sex and drugs.

Guys I’m seeing my idol in person this week I don’t think anyone can understand how fucking excited I am for this.


If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via rough-mornings)

Every weekend I tell myself I’m not gonna drink so much anymore and then every weekend I get so drunk I don’t remember 3/4’s of the shit I do. Oops.


If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.

(via tealveincatastrophe)


Comfortably numb

The amount of times I’ve said “sorry mom” since I’ve been in college is unreal


What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

"It is easier to love your body when you think of it as a landscape with your peaks and meadows, oceans and valleys."


when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 


(via that-filipino-kid)


Schoolboy Q - Sex Drive (featuring Jhene Aiko)